If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?... might have turned out something like this:


ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store, can I help you?=

COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm starting up an office in my den and I'm thinking=

about buying a computer.=

ABBOTT: Mac?=

COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou=

ABBOTT: Your computer?

COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one!

ABBOTT: Mac?=

COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?=

COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?=

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?

COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the window?=

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.=

COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for Windows?

COSTELLO: No... on the computer! I need something I can use to write

proposals, track expenses, and run my business. What do you have?

ABBOTT: Office.=

COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

ABBOTT: I just did.

COSTELLO: You just did what?=

ABBOTT: Recommend something.=

COSTELLO: You recommended something?

ABBOTT: Yes.=

COSTELLO: For my office?=

ABBOTT: Yes.=

COSTELLO: Ok, what did you recommend for my office?=

ABBOTT: Office.=

COSTELLO: Yes, for my office.

ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.=

COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows. OK, Let's just say I am=

sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?=

ABBOTT: Word.=

COSTELLO: What word?=

ABBOTT: Word in Office.=

COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.=

COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?=

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W"=

COSTELLO: I'm gong to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some strai=
ght answers!=



What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money?=

ABBOTT: Money=

COSTELLO: Money? I need money to track my money?=

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.=

COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?=

ABBOTT: Money.=

COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?=

ABBOTT: Yes, no extra charge.

COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?=

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?=

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.

COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?=

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!0

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A few days later....
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer Store, can I help you?=

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"=