If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today their infamous sketch,
"Who's on First?... might have turned out something like this:
ABBOTT: Super Duper Computer Store, can I help you?=
COSTELLO: Thanks, I'm starting up an office in my den and I'm thinking=
about buying a computer.=
ABBOTT: Mac?=
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou=
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one!
ABBOTT: Mac?=
COSTELLO: I told you, my name is Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?=
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?=
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the window?=
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.=
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No... on the computer! I need something I can use to write
proposals, track expenses, and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.=
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?=
ABBOTT: Recommend something.=
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.=
COSTELLO: For my office?=
ABBOTT: Yes.=
COSTELLO: Ok, what did you recommend for my office?=
ABBOTT: Office.=
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office.
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.=
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows. OK, Let's just say I am=
sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?=
ABBOTT: Word.=
COSTELLO: What word?=
ABBOTT: Word in Office.=
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.=
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?=
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W"=
COSTELLO: I'm gong to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some strai=
ght answers!=
What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money?=
ABBOTT: Money=
COSTELLO: Money? I need money to track my money?=
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.=
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?=
ABBOTT: Money.=
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?=
ABBOTT: Yes, no extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?=
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?=
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?=
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!0
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A few days later....
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer Store, can I help you?=
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START"=