Thanks to all that have sent me such informative emails!!
>>Because of them:
>>
>> I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat
>>crap in the glue
>> on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every
>>envelope that
>> needs sealing.
>>
>> Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the
>>same reason.
>>
>> I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl
>>(Penny Brown)
>> who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.
>>
>> I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once
>>I receive the
>> $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for
>>participating
>> in their special e-mail program.
>>
>> I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels
>>looking out
>> for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
>>
>> I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually
>>horrible mutant
>> freaks with no ey es or feathers. I can't enjoy a good Latte
>>from Starbucks
>> anymore because they WOULD NOT send any coffee to that poor
>>Army Sgt who
>> requested it. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even
>>though I smell
>> like a water buffalo on a hot day.
>>
>> Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get
>>answered if I forward
>> an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five
>>minutes.
>>
>> Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because
>>it can remove
>> toilet stains.
>>
>> I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to
>>watch the car so
>> a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping
>>gas.
>>
>> I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who
>>make these
>> products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their
>>cans.
>>
>> I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes
>>cancer.
>>
>> And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in
>>the microwave
>> anymore because it will b low up in my face...disfiguring me
>>for life.
>>
>> I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me
>>with a perfume
>> sample and rob me.
>>
>> I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't
>>support our
>> American troops or the Salvation Army.
>>
>> I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to
>>dial a number
>> for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica,
>>Uganda, Singapore,
>> and Uzbekistan.
>>
>> I no longer worry about sudden cardiac arrest, since I can
>>now cough myself
>> back to life instead of wasting time calling 911.
>>
>> I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I
>>receive my free
>> replacement pair from Nike.
>>
>> I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I
>>now have their
>> recipe.
>>
>> Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a
>>big brown
>> African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant
>>death when it
>> bites my butt.
>>
>> Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has
>>given us. I can
>> live a better life now because he's told us how to fix
>>everything. And what he didn't tell us, George Carlin did in
>>remarkably clean language!
>>
>> And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I
>>dropped in the
>> parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex
>>molester waiting
>> underneath my car to grab my leg.
>>
>> If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in
>>the next 70
>> minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at
>>5:00 PM this
>> afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back,
>>causing you to
>> grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually
>>happened to a
>> friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second
>>husband's
>> cousin's beautician, who is a lawyer.
>>
>> Have a wonderful day, and you are welcome !!
>>

the fun of last night

wow...and to think it all started off sooo nicely. the first 2 hours i helped Larry the electricion.after break i helped out in electronics....setting up shelfs and what not..then the fun began.

after lunch i get a page to call one of the managers....someone in infants knows how to take down the electrical stuff so i have to go get him and start stocking in infants....wow i was pleased about that one.wow....me putting Diapers and different baby food away was.....something else...then i start to notice that the person i took over for had cardboard all over the place.....i walk over to him and ask him if the stuff i cant fit on the shelf goes on top of the riser or back on skids...then he tells me to go talk to a manager...wow you don't know what to do in your own dept.....great.after that i just put everything back on skids...who cares he will have to deal with that the next day...lol....then i ask him where do i put the skids...do i have to bring them back? again the answer was yes....ok.....so where do i put them?....go ask a manager.....fuck off you cant tell me.....so i start to pull them to where the "CAN GO" and i got stopped by a manager.....great now what i still have skids to move....you want me to go clean up hardware to the way it was before the others started....and i have 1/2 hour to do so....fun!!!!!

so then starts that part...the people that was there...wasn't.....finding the manager again i ask where does he want everything and what i am i going to put on this 4 way...after everything was explained......lol......and the other 2 got back to the dept.....one person grabbed a shopping cart full of chemicals and then.....tips the shopping cart over.....chemicals over the floor.....and in the middle of the a busy intersection.......wow...right in the place that i need to move some skids past in order to get the place cleaned....wow..so i had to do something in the time that maintenance gets over to clean up..ill move some shopping carts(15 in total)i find that the 4 way that i still had to move....had a bunch of chemicals from the cart that had tipped over...wow....i have to put paintbrushes and things like that on it....but fist it has to be moved.....so fuck this..im not going to take everything off it...im going to move it and hope it dosnt tip over making even more of a mess for the maintenance people.....that just got there after 10 min wait...so i move it with out anything tipping over...but at least i did get everything done in the time i was given.....what a night

sam roberts